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l Friday - May 31 - 7:14pm l

I got home a few hours ago from my first day into a 2+ month contract as an Art Director at a huge dot com company. Seems like a very cool place to work. I'm hoping this will turn into a full time job.

We're off this weekend to Clearlake in Tahoe for my birthday which is on Sunday. I'm old.


l Thursday - May 30 - 10:45am l


This guy is a real Simpsons super-fan. Check out the part at the bottom about the tattoo.

"What is weirdest Simpsons collectible you have bought?

The weirdest is not something bought so to speak, it is a full back tattoo of over 40 Simpsons characters that I have been working on and will eventually take up almost my entire back. The nice thing about that is that there is always room to add."
 
Damn...that is hardcore.

The site I found this piece on, Simpsons Folder, is pretty damn cool (although the type is screwed up in my Mac Explorer browser). Props for putting together a well designed fan site. I have always wanted to create a proper Milhouse site, but I guess I'm not THAT much of a nerd.


l Wednesday - May 29 - 8:49am l


Last night, 10:42pm...my cell phone rings:


Me: "Hello."
Girl on the phone: "Hi...are you the guy looking for Hives tickets?"
"Yeah! That's me..."
"Well, I'm going to make your night."
"OK?"
"So why do you want to go?"
" (pause) To the show?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I listen to them a lot (?). My friend in Sweden told me about their live show, so I was visiting their Swedish site for info and missed the tour dates posted on their US site. I suppose I'm a big fan?"
"What are you willing to do for a ticket?"
"(Very, very long pause) Uh...well, I guess I'd pay over face value for the ticket? Is that what you mean? I could meet you anywhere in the city to pick it up?"
"How about a meeting and a beer?"
" Uh...I guess so...um, what?"
" (Very quickly) Well here's my number, XXX-XXXX. Call me tomorrow at 10am if you are interested."
"Right...thanks."

My CraigsList posting was under tickets and not personals...really. I actually double checked.



l Tuesday - May 28 - 10:13am l


If you have a kid under 4 years old, do the world a favor and DON'T bring him/her to a movie theater. Having a two year old running through the isles and screaming last night was enough to make me want to strangle the 'parents'. We ALL paid money to see this film...it's not your fucking living room. It's not the kid's fault...IT'S YOURS. Idiots.

I have not been at all successful in obtaining Hives tickets for Wednesday at Slims. Someone...have mercy.

One last note...a huge congratulations to my brother for getting engaged this weekend.

Watch for BOTH our weddings next spring/summer.



l Sunday - May 26 - 4:23pm l


I've been quite busy, designing and creating a website for a friend that will launch soon. Not much else to report...yet.

One quick note: two of my favorite comedies are being released on DVD June 11th, Real Genius and UHF. Buy them both.



l Thursday - May 23 - 9:43am l


My sad attempt at trying to get tickets to the sold out Hives show at Slim's next week (May 29th). Come on CraigsList, don't let me down.


l Wednesday - May 22 - 6:29pm l


Will Ferrell left Saturday Night Live this past week after seven amazing years. The man is a genius...let's hope he goes the direction of Bill Murray and not Tim Meadows.


l Tuesday - May 21 - 12:59pm l


"Rock n' roll's most controversial band ever The Sex Pistols will bring anarchy back to the UK for a one-off show at the Crystal Palace National Sports Centre on 27th July". Buy your tickets here. Really.

l 11:59am l
This is the best article I've seen reviewing both George Lucas' film making and Episode II. I couldn't agree more.


l 8:57am l
This is the greatest and best video in the world...A Tribute. The D do it again. This link is a Real Video version which is terrible. Suffer through a morning of Mtv and catch this video...it's pure genius.

On a related note, Orange County is released June 18 on DVD.



l Monday - May 20 - 9:07am l


For those of you not impressed by Episode II, I give you the preview for Lord of The Rings : The Two Towers. (This is a 19.8mg Quicktime so be careful...oh, and it's filmed off a movie screen as well...but it's worth it) watch and learn Mr. Lucas. Do the fans a favor and consider Peter Jackson for director of Episode III.


l Friday - May 17 - 10:32am l


Last night at 7pm at the Coronet Theater in SF I finally saw Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones. If I had to give it a grade...I would say C.

Two main things negative things: the characters, and the environments.

Characters:
I don't know why Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford were so good as Luke and Han...but they were. They could say silly ass comments about 'gundars' and 'parseks' and seem believable and likable (maybe at age 8 I was looked past it). This is quite a feat in these movies, and I'm seeing that now. The character of Anakin is like cardboard on the screen. I just don't care very much about him. It’s similar with most of the other characters. Both the love scenes and a few dramatic scenes got big laughs in the theater. Not good. I think George Lucas' directing is pretty poor. One exception is Natalie Portman. Not only is she beautiful (OK, she's hot…super HOT), but she is also a pretty good actor.

Environments:
The original Star Wars and Empire were limited by special effects and budgets...but they looked good that way. The weathered space look was great and it worked. These environments now are too much in that context. It's a good thing if you're watching this film as a stand alone (meaning without the context of the previous films), but it's impossible to see this as a time BEFORE Star Wars and Empire. Super complex backgrounds and details...it just doesn't look like the original Star Wars design. I found this very hard to get past. This also goes for the new 'digital' Yoda. He makes this movie in many ways, but looks AWFUL to me. Better than Episode I Yoda, but still not Empire Yoda. I have to say the puppet is still the best, screw CGI and ILM.

Still, it was better than Episode I and worth seeing (maybe a few times) for a variety of reasons.

The battles were amazing. The last 45 minutes of battle scenes are just stunning. Watching the Yoda fight is too much, that’s all I’ll say. As mentioned, Natalie Portman alone is worth the price of admission. Technically it's unbelievable. The effects are really good. It’s like a showpiece for ILM more than anything.

Also keep in mind this review was written after just one viewing. My feelings may shift after a few more screenings. We’ll see.

Sorry for the length of this post...but IT IS Star Wars after all.



l Wednesday - May 15 - 8:04am l


Various crap...

- The NCAA ditches leather balls. I might have to start watching basketball...pretty great that they did this for animal rights reasons alone.

- I'm rocking the Ben Folds B-Sides CD. So damn good. I'll say it again, the guy is a genius.

- I have access to a copy of Episode II and haven't watched it yet...I'll wait until tomorrow night at 7pm. I guess I'm just not excited enough to jump the gun.

- "You ruined everything...ruiner! My sister likes you."

- The 4.9 earthquake on Monday knocked over my Pee Wee Herman doll and my Jay action figure. The dog started barking. That's it.

- The idea of designing a website that's only 5K seems like quite a challenge. I may give it a shot...I've got nothing else to do

- I hate not having a job...



l Tuesday - May 14 - 5:05pm l


Mike Watt and Ian MacKaye discussing the finer points of web design? Amazingly enough...yes.


l Monday - May 13 - 7:32pm l


The Hives are pretty cool. Swedish boys in tight suits that sort of sound like Iggy meets garage rock. They are fun. Sure to cause a firestorm in the Redshifter comment boards. They are signed to Burning Heart, a sub-label of the large punk 'indie?' Epitaph. You know what? I don't care. Dillinger Escape Plan are putting out an EP on Epitaph in August, and lord knows I'll buy that.

All this label crap is taken a step further in the new Punk Planet featuring an article on Vagrant Records entitled: The Rocky Rise of Vagrant Records. It's an interesting article I guess.


l Saturday - May 11 - 6:15pm l


On Friday morning, while walking the dog, I witnessed the end of my block get completely destroyed by front-end loaders. It was pretty crazy to see the old post office, and five other building get leveled to the ground in a matter of hours. I went and got the camera and here's the result. It will be sad to see a shoe repair shop owner operated since 1940 get replaced by a condo. That's SF for you.

Try to catch The Salton Sea before it leaves theaters. I saw it on Friday and was blown away. An amazing performance by Val Kilmer, and a terrific story. Screw Spider-Man and Episode II, this is my film of the year so far.


l Thursday - May 9 - 7:09pm l


The Suicide Girls site features incredibly cute girls AND great design. I wouldn't call it porn...and neither do they. Love those girls with tattoos...

l 8:49am l
The system DOESN'T WORK.

Last night I went to San Francisco City Hall along with 1,000 other dog owners and supporters to once again show that the majority is AGAINST the new dog park policy of eliminating park access and instead creating small 'fenced in' pens. Over 2,700 letters were received on the matter, and it was 4/1 AGAINST the policy. I am amazed and enraged that it was passed anyway, with a vote of 6-0. How the hell is anyone supposed to believe in government, or the political system in any way? I sure as hell don't.

Screw them. Good luck enforcing this law because, like so many others, I plan on breaking it on a daily basis. I'm sorry...but when the masses are ignored no one wins.


l Wednesday - May 8 - 9:39am l

I've been spending all my time at BK's comment boards as well as being pretty sick...hence the lack of updates.

Last night the Promise Ring were in town and Jess and I went over to Slim's to check them out.

We were greeted by a large tour bus in front of the small club, it's engine running loudly to power the 27" television that could be seen playing through the blackened windows. Yup, it's an all new TPR kids...hold on to your black rimmed glasses and tighten your Converse Chucks. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed the Weakerthans set. Indie meets country but very heartfelt and catchy. My brother gave me one of their CDs a while back and I never gave it much of a chance. I'm going to give it another shot. After their encore (?) a number of roadies began to set up for TPR. After tuning all the guitars, setting out towels, then waters...we all waited. Not really sure why, but the 3/4 full house all sat for about 15 minutes. When they did hit the stage their new songs sounded pretty good. They threw in some old songs as well, and everyone went nuts. It was a pretty good show. Not TPR I really loved a few years ago...but OK.

One thing that really got under my skin...enough with the guitar changing between almost every song. They swapped guitars more often than Van Halen. I understand electric to accoustic...but three electric guitars each? I tried to look past the tour bus and the rock star 'wait' before the show, but this was pushing it. I heard comments about this from at least three other groups of people standing near me, so I wasn't the only one.

I'm looking forward to Friday night metal.


l Saturday - May 4 - 9:41am l

I stand corrected.
The crappy 'Hero' song from Spider-Man is not by Creed. It's performed by Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback) and Josey Scott (from Saliva). So, in a way it's worse, as these guys actually WANT to sound like Creed but aren't.

Two other notes on the Spidey soundtrack.
One: I'm so bummed that Kerry King from Slayer would lower himself and play with the horrible Sum 41 on the awful, awful 'What We're All About' track. Come on Kerry, it worked with the Beastie Boys but this is totally degrading. You're the guitar player for SLAYER! You have tattoos on your head and used to wear nail spiked wrist armor! Angel of Death? Hell Awaits?! You should be kicking their asses not playing with them. Two: Attention all rock critics and drooling fan boys in skinny 80's ties: The Strokes have a song on this soundtrack. Would Iggy or Lou Reed allow a song of theirs on a lame-ass major Hollywood soundtrack? Hell no. The Strokes are not Lou Reed or Iggy Pop. Remember that.

And for the record...Iggy is on the Dogtown and Z-Boys soundtrack. You're damn right...


l Friday - May 3 - 1:29pm l

Spider-Man was really good. Tobey Maguire really nailed the role. As far as a superhero movie, it was one of the best I've seen. It was typical big Hollywood, but in this case it worked OK. Danny Elfman's music was a good addition...but screw that crappy Creed song.

That being said, if you can only check out ONE movie this weekend, go see Dogtown and Z-Boys. I was lucky enough to see it a few months back at a premier and it's by far my favorite film of the year. Yeah, I'm a skateboarder...but even non-skaters will be into it. I'm going to see it tonight for the fourth time. Craig Stecyk and Glen E. Friedman are two of my life long heros...actually almost everyone in this movie is great. Go see it already.


l Thursday - May 2 - 9:54am l

Someone visited my site after it popped up in their Yahoo search for 'Platnium Fubu'! They must have gotten this page. You gotta love the internet.

l 7:43am l
I received this email this morning:

>Hey great web site- I'm Micheal Rotman- Director of Starwait.com - just wanted to let you know that Starwait is not liningup.coms project- it's a separate thing. The guys at liningup have been awesome to us-but it's independent from them-just wanted to let you know. Thanks again for the feature. We really appreciate it.<

Sorry about that guys...be safe out there.
May the force be with you. (I had to say it)



l Wednesday - May 1 - 2:48pm l


That damn top image was driving me crazy...the shape of the space was hard to deal with. I'll be updating the new image location at the top every so often. It also adds a bit of color. Shown now is the corner of the shelf in my living room.

l 9:23am l

The other night I watched Starwoids, a documentary by Film Threat that followed the saga of the people waiting in line for Episode I in L.A. in 1999. It got me thinking about when I spent the night for tickets in Oakland that May a few years back. The event of waiting and meeting people was actually more fun than the movie itself (although it took me a while to admit that). In 15 days Episode II will open, and I'll be there...first show. Although I won't sleep out for tickets.

Check out Liningup.net for updates on this years line at Grauman's Chinese Theater, and watch their REALITY show Star Wait, filmed on location in the line. The first episode was pretty good.

I'm actually getting stoked for Episode II now. Oh yeah, I already have my Spider-Man ticket. Nerd.